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Punta Cana, Republica Dominicana 2008
2008-01-08 23:11:11 - Akro 9 comments
19 Close friends and family took a trip to the Dominican to soak up the sun and all-inclusive treats!  Oh, and to witness the wedding of Q & Wy on the Beach!

Take a look at the pics!
 
Canada Day 2007!
2007-07-03 00:33:06 - yeti 0 comments
Another Canada Day camping trip has come and gone and as usual the evidence is being made public.  A lack of booming sunshine kept us out of the river, but rest assured that didn't keep the Jack out of us!

Take a look at the pics!
 
Vegas Trip 2006!
2007-01-06 17:42:33 - Akro 1 comment
Some pics from our trip to Vegas in 2006 have been uploaded.
 
Canada Day 2006!
2006-07-05 13:14:56 - Akro 0 comments
Just finished uploading some pics from Canada Day 2006 Camping at McLeod River.
 
2006? Already? You must be joking...
2006-01-01 13:07:42 - Akro 1 comment
Just woke up after a fabulous night of drunken debauchery including field hockey, dancing, karaoke, jammin' with PastMidnight, and smokin' & drinkin' (JD of course) to the fine hour of 7 a.m.

Not really sure what happened to 2005, but I guess it's time to start getting used to drawing a '6' instead of a '5' on those large cheques written to the Jack Daniels factory.

Here's wishing you and yours a happy, healthy, prosperous 2006, and may your drink never run dry of Jack Daniels.

Some evidence of the evening was captured and placed in the media/pics section.
 
Canada Day 2005!
2005-07-06 00:00:00 - yeti 0 comments
Another Canada Day has come and gone and as such the world is down another several hundred ounces of Jack Daniels, a few hundred bottles of Canadian and dozen of pounds of good food cooked to perfection over an open fire.  

This year we decided to mix things up and switched campsites.  We gave up the luxurious beauty of Jackfish Swamp and moved on to faster moving pastures... Namely the beautiful Mclead River.  The new site had an enclosed cookshack with a fireplace... in case of rain.  A huge firepit with lots of wood to burn... in case of night.  A big field to play random drunken sports on... in case of sunshine.  And to top it all off... we brought 12 26oz bottles of Jack Daniels along to ensure we would never go thirsty.

We ate like kings, climbed mountains, mauled each other for 125 points, burned wood by the truckload, almost spelunked, and best of all... sipped on frosty Jacks from sippy cups the size of a small house all while forgetting we live in the big city...

Twas bliss.

Oh yah... Akro got a flat.

You can check out all of the above in the media section under pics.  Oh and keep your eyes open for some short movies coming soon...

CHEERS!
 
He was drunk.... Reeeaaallly drunk.
2005-05-06 01:11:36 - yeti 0 comments
So drunk in fact that he just woke up today.  He would love to apologize for his last news article in person but he is just waaaay too hung over to even try to use the computer... in fact he is lying in the garage drooling into a puddle of oil and cat urine as I type this...

Don't worry, he's on a Jack IV.  

He'll be fine.
 
We're not the Boss of you
2005-03-05 05:31:53 - Akro 1 comment
The last thing we want you to think is that we are judging you.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  We're not here to judge you.

If you like to drink Old Milwaulkee, Rye, Vodka, Bourban, Scotch, some girly flavor of schnapps, Rum, Oozo, or whatever, that's YOUR problem.  If you don't drink Molson Canadian, or Jack Daniels, we won't think too much less of you, but you might want to consult someone about your (apparently obvious) issues.

If you're not fond of Titties and Beer, or Ass and JD, we may not be able to forgive you, but we can be understanding enough to let you know that you should seek professional help.
 
Image Viewing System Updated!
2005-03-01 19:18:19 - Yeti 4 comments
Check out the new image viewing system!  The albums have been split up into years to simplify finding the album you desire amongst the evergrowing collection of albums.  As well the interface and controls have been modified for ease of use.

CHECK IT OUT!

Click on Media and choose Pix!
 
Oh yah one more thing...
2005-02-12 02:38:00 - Yeti 84 comments
After hours and hours and days and days and weeks and weeks and months and months and even years of serious and even more serious research we have come to one very important and possibly earth shattering and maybe even universe altering epiphany...

Jack is your friend.

Thank you.

P.S.
4 ice cubes.
 
Drunk Canucks has been USURPED!!!
2005-02-12 02:35:00 - Yeti 0 comments
Jack Daniels has replaced Molson Canadian as our God of choice...

I blame the founding fathers:

THE MIKEY & THE G

While they may appear evil... They are truly saints and we love them (in a non sexual way of course).
 
Canada Day 2004
2004-07-08 02:47:00 - Akro 0 comments
Our 2nd Annual Canada Day Party camping out at Jackfish Lake west of Rocky Mountain House was a blithering success of drunkeness and debauchery.

We introduced Jack to Jack (JD to Jackfish Lake) and one of us inadvertantly renamed ourself to JackJackJack when the Jack-to-blood ratio overwhelmed most all rational thought processes.

Other delights included Yukaflux "fruit shooters", vodka, Seagram's White, sourpuss and beer; we devoured steak, corn-on-cob, spudz, garlic-injected bree, pancakes, french toast, egg-mcnuffinz, hash-browns, beef-jerky, fruit pullaparts, cheesy poofs, veggies 'n dip, perked coffee with extra crunchy ground-chunks, and choco-milk.

Activities included drinking, getting drunk, eating, bloating, boating, fishing, volleyball, badminton, FArt (Fire Art), axe-throwing, slithering through mud, painting toiletbowls, falling down, getting up, and doing much the same every day thereafter.

We went, we came, we laughed and barfed; we soaked up the sun and got soaked by the rain; we spiked our hair and tried to shear a Yeti...

You can check out some pictures of all the drinking fools in the usual spot - the Pix section.

oh yah, we also drank some beer.

Final thoughts:
Beer + Fire = Steak
Jack is my Friend.
 
Saturday January 24th 2004...
2004-01-24 21:36:00 - Yeti 3 comments
The party has begun!

G is in from Brentwood, California and we have convened in Akro's basement to consume copious amounts of liquor and discuss the finer points of...

Diet Coke VS Coke
Canadian Club (Rye) VS Jack Daniels
Canadian Songwriting Competion
G String rights
Etc...

Pics to follow!
 
On Dec 25th Akro turned 34 years old...
2003-12-28 18:41:00 - Yeti 11 comments
We had a surprise party for him on the 27th!

A Video montage of the nights events should be up in the next day or 2...

Keep your eyes peeled!
 
VCR Repair 101 is up!
2003-12-28 18:37:00 - Yeti 0 comments
Click on it in the Vidz section!

You can also check out the Drunk-Scapades video montage.
 
CD ROM Repair 101
2003-12-18 10:31:00 - Yeti 0 comments
Ever have a CD ROM Drive stop working on you for no apparent reason? We have. Luckily we are very adept at electronics repair. In this video we will show you how, with only beer and a screwdriver, to repair a failing CD ROM Drive.

New Video available for download/viewing in the Vidz section!
 
In search of ideas...
2003-12-13 18:38:00 - Yeti 0 comments
I think Akro's basement needs some kind of collection in it.  I suggested multilated stauffed animals nailed to the wall.  He looked at me funny.  Go figure...

Ideas?

COMMENT PLEASE!
 
We are so kind to you people...
2003-12-11 23:36:00 - Yeti 0 comments
We have gathered many of our finest (worst) moments into a single collage for your viewing pleasure (disgust)...

Check out "The Drunken Canadian Collage" in the Pix section.

And please... be kind (drunk).
 
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